Tag Archives: Dave Barry

I’ll Mature When I’m Dead

This one’s for you, Chris!

In the field of professional writing, the best job is screenwriter. Why? As the late William Shakespeare – who wrote Romeo and Juliet and Romeo and Juliet 2: The Rising – put it: ‘Dollars per word, baby.’

Best quote from Dave Barry’s latest book, I’ll Mature When I’m Dead.    Skip the rest – his columns were funnier – and shorter.